Chinese: Five Minutes a Day!
Something I found on the pages of the Sinology Dept. of the Ljubljana University. I know I laughed!
| Are you harboring a fugitive | Hu Yu Hai Ding |
| Small Horse | Tai Ni Po Ni |
| Your price is too high | No Bai Dam Ting |
| Did you go to the beach | Wai Yu Sou Tan |
| I think you need a facelift | Qin Tu Fat |
| Has your flight been delayed? | Hao Long Wei Ting? |
| That was an unauthorized execution | Lin Qing |
| Tow-away zone | No Pa King |
| I got this for free | Ai No Pei |
| I don’t deserve the death penalty | Wai Hang Mi |
| Please, stay a while longer | Wai Gou Nao |
| He’s cleaning his automobile | Wa Xing Ka |
| That’s not right | Sun Ting Wong |
| Stupid Fellow | Dum Gai |
| Our meeting is scheduled for next week | Wai Yu Kam Nao |
| Staying out of sight | Lei Ying Lou |
| Your body odor is offensive | Yu Si Ting Ki Pu |
| See me ASAP | Kang Hia Nao |
| I thought you were on a diet | Wai Yu Mun Qing? |
| I bumped into a coffee table | Ai Bang Mai Ni |
| Are You deaf? | Wai Yu No Hia Mi? |
| I sent you an e-mail. | Mai Ling Yu |
| I will make things my way. | Ai du mai ou ting |
| Useful material in battles | Gun Pao De |
| Not very good | Lao Zi |
| A great achievement of the American space program | Mun Lan Ding |
| A bashful person | Shai Gai |
| A premature infant | Tai Ni Bei Bi |
| Serving drinks to people | Ten Ding Ba |
| There is no reason to raise your voice | Wai Yu Shao Ting |
Well, that certainly is some for Polona – I bet she will laugh to death, when she sees this post of yours … However – after pondering it for the second time – I guess she already did
Regards
I really did laugh my ass off
I’ll show this at our first lesson of Chinese, I’m sure I’ll be the biggest “dasa” there!
To be frank, I am not completely assured that you will challenge the heed of all the new new colleagues and professors of yours in such an exposing manner, already on your first day …
Probably we shall all sit somewhere in the middle of the crowd on the 1st of October, trying to make ourselves as little observable as possible 
Or perhaps not … 
And, as Moreno found this amusing text on the website of the Department of Sinology, I am also pretty sure they will consider your presentation of the latter lines as some kind of “bearded joke”, as one would say in Slovene.